I'm a knitter i try to knit some days and others my kids want to use the computer. Plus i'm expected to be a wife and clean the house and do laundry.
so some days i use my snark and sarcasm in person than online. Bear with me i'll come up with something worth complaining about soon.
Friday, July 29, 2011
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Spam, the Sequel
Since Lissa brought it up, I decided to weigh in. Let's talk about the things I don't need and the things I have no stake in.
What I don't need is:
-your penis enlargement product. My dick is already huge, thank you.
-your prescription drugs. I prefer to leave this crazy unmedicated. You never know when it might come in handy.
-your dating site to search for cheating wives. I've already found and fucked your mom, and she likes my penis just the way it is.
I have no stake in:
-your foreign lottery. Why deal with all those fees when I can blow a dollar on a good old American Powerball?
-your royal family member's death. Use the money to make the funeral a huge, live television event in the States and every other country where people would care way too much with viewing parties full of old bitches in their church clothes and awesome hats.
-your Christian missionary fund. I'd rather see Christians doing doggy style or girl on top or reverse cowgirl or...
What I don't need is:
-your penis enlargement product. My dick is already huge, thank you.
-your prescription drugs. I prefer to leave this crazy unmedicated. You never know when it might come in handy.
-your dating site to search for cheating wives. I've already found and fucked your mom, and she likes my penis just the way it is.
I have no stake in:
-your foreign lottery. Why deal with all those fees when I can blow a dollar on a good old American Powerball?
-your royal family member's death. Use the money to make the funeral a huge, live television event in the States and every other country where people would care way too much with viewing parties full of old bitches in their church clothes and awesome hats.
-your Christian missionary fund. I'd rather see Christians doing doggy style or girl on top or reverse cowgirl or...
Spam
you stupid fucking spammers with nothing better to do Go To Hell!. guess what i got a new one today for a Speeding Ticket, i know its bogus cause its for New York and i dont live there so you're an idiot and two i know how to look up scams. guess what you're it tag you pricks!
btw if you 'Won' the lottery and are required to pay to get your money. please facepalm yourself for thinking hell yea i won some big money cause you are getting screwed. you never have to pay for lottery winnings. only the taxes on the winnings. common sense people and if you live in the states, dont trust the emails that send money to Nigeria unless you are sponsoring a kid thru a charity cause well you should be smacked for thinking some prince died and left you a shitload of cash you just gotta send 3/4s of it in a cashiers check to some western union out there.
Sigh did i miss any spam topics worth smacking sense into someone for?
btw if you 'Won' the lottery and are required to pay to get your money. please facepalm yourself for thinking hell yea i won some big money cause you are getting screwed. you never have to pay for lottery winnings. only the taxes on the winnings. common sense people and if you live in the states, dont trust the emails that send money to Nigeria unless you are sponsoring a kid thru a charity cause well you should be smacked for thinking some prince died and left you a shitload of cash you just gotta send 3/4s of it in a cashiers check to some western union out there.
Sigh did i miss any spam topics worth smacking sense into someone for?
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