I have wine.
So my boyfriend only just found out about this blog. He had noooo fucking idea.
"You don't have a blog!"
"Yes I do. Go to bunchofsnarkybitches.blogspot.com"
(Insert crack about the long URL here)
"Why are you talking about spam?"
"Because she got spam, and I got spam. Then she screamed like a little girl, and I screamed like a little girl. And we were naked! No we weren't. Well, I--"
"You probably were!"
(If you don't get any of that, you need to look up the video on YouTube where a little girl tells the camera what she walked in on her parents doing. Or live in my apartment.)
This may be less funny in the morning, but I don't care right now. Let's hope I don't end up in the bathtub seeking coolness.
Speaking of sex, may just have another post for you tomorrow, when I'm sober. About sex and stuff. But not in the way you want it, baby.
