Nail Polish

i'm a reformed nail polish whore that fell off the wagon being shameless and trying to win nail polish.

http://thekarend.blogspot.com/2012/04/2nd-blogiversary-giveaway.html

Got a little mean and a little nasty

years ago there was a thing called the Do Not Call list invented, well i've managed to put almost all of my phone numbers on it til my last move. thought i did til i decided to check. nope just the one before the move.
so last month i put my number on it.
fast forward to a few nights ago. 10:41pm on Nov 16th to be exact some company called Maximum Security called to sell me their services after several times of being told not to call us again i got mean and nasty.
he started he spiel and i cut him the fuck off by not so nicely reminding him that it was 1041pm eastern time and he was in violation of the do not call list. i dont fault him i fault the bullshit company Maximum Security because they change their number every time i or anyone has called them on their bullshit tactics. i read the complaints online. hell i tried to report them for it but bastards are evading the do not call list by using different numbers.

so if you encounter Maximum Security coming from a california # not some distant relative in maximum security lock up. have some fun get an air horn and tell them to fuck off.
9164370450 is the # i got called from. if they call me again it is on like donkey kong i'm gonna start screwing with these assmunches

Maybe it's only funny to me...

I have wine.

So my boyfriend only just found out about this blog. He had noooo fucking idea.

"You don't have a blog!"
"Yes I do. Go to bunchofsnarkybitches.blogspot.com"
(Insert crack about the long URL here)
"Why are you talking about spam?"
"Because she got spam, and I got spam. Then she screamed like a little girl, and I screamed like a little girl. And we were naked! No we weren't. Well, I--"
"You probably were!"

(If you don't get any of that, you need to look up the video on YouTube where a little girl tells the camera what she walked in on her parents doing. Or live in my apartment.)

This may be less funny in the morning, but I don't care right now. Let's hope I don't end up in the bathtub seeking coolness.

Speaking of sex, may just have another post for you tomorrow, when I'm sober. About sex and stuff. But not in the way you want it, baby.

Sorry for the lack of interesting shit to read

I'm a knitter i try to knit some days and others my kids want to use the computer. Plus i'm expected to be a wife and clean the house and do laundry.


so some days i use my snark and sarcasm in person than online. Bear with me i'll come up with something worth complaining about soon.

Spam, the Sequel

Since Lissa brought it up, I decided to weigh in. Let's talk about the things I don't need and the things I have no stake in.



What I don't need is:

-your penis enlargement product. My dick is already huge, thank you.

-your prescription drugs. I prefer to leave this crazy unmedicated. You never know when it might come in handy.

-your dating site to search for cheating wives. I've already found and fucked your mom, and she likes my penis just the way it is.



I have no stake in:

-your foreign lottery. Why deal with all those fees when I can blow a dollar on a good old American Powerball?

-your royal family member's death. Use the money to make the funeral a huge, live television event in the States and every other country where people would care way too much with viewing parties full of old bitches in their church clothes and awesome hats.

-your Christian missionary fund. I'd rather see Christians doing doggy style or girl on top or reverse cowgirl or...

Spam

you stupid fucking spammers with nothing better to do Go To Hell!. guess what i got a new one today for a Speeding Ticket, i know its bogus cause its for New York and i dont live there so you're an idiot and two i know how to look up scams. guess what you're it tag you pricks!

btw if you 'Won' the lottery and are required to pay to get your money. please facepalm yourself for thinking hell yea i won some big money cause you are getting screwed. you never have to pay for lottery winnings. only the taxes on the winnings. common sense people and if you live in the states, dont trust the emails that send money to Nigeria unless you are sponsoring a kid thru a charity cause well you should be smacked for thinking some prince died and left you a shitload of cash you just gotta send 3/4s of it in a cashiers check to some western union out there.

Sigh did i miss any spam topics worth smacking sense into someone for?

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